Triple Baka 7-Eleven Scissoring

A shitpost I made based on an inside joke

The date is June 10, 1994.

Kurt Cobain is alive and well.

The location: 9-Eleven, 69 Utauloid Way, Gaytown

Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto were buying weapons and shit at the hit Afghan chain convenience store 9-Eleven. Teto was grabbing bombs and hijabs to add to the shopping cart when Miku tugged on her tail.

"Teto, my dih is so soft right now. I need the Teto Teto cream!"

"Miku, we are not scissoring in an aisle full of refrigerated weapons of mass destruction!" Teto scolded the gay blue one. "You'll just have to wait."

Out of rage, Miku tried bombing Teto as she yelled "Allahu Akbar" but failed as the little plastic pull tab was still on the bomb's battery lid, preventing it from doing shit.

"Ugh FIIIIIIIIIIINE" Teto groaned "But you have to pwomise to be a good small felis catus for your maternal figure." Teto ripped off Miku's clothes and and started sucking on Miku's flat titties. Miku came INSTANTLY! Teto started eating Miku's ass or whatever while Miku undid Teto's whatever the hell you call what that chimera wears and they 69'd again. Instead of the Target, they were doing this IN THE REFRIGERATOR AISLE OF A 7-ELEVEN!!! These faggots done started moaning and screaming to the point the minority at the register heard them.

Then Teto and Miku started scissoring on top of the landmines. It was incredibly gay and maybe kind of dangerous but only slightly.

"What in the eeffoc are you two clankers doing in MY STORE!" Neru strode into the cold aisle. Akita Neru was the minority at the register in charge of the store after the other minority (probably an indian or arab guy) left due to her being fired from Target Walmart the day prior. This yellow clanka was PISSED at the other two wirebacks. This was the SIXTH OR SEVENTH time they scissored in 9-Eleven!!! "You two better stop or let me join in" she said once again.

“Then come here bbg🤑🤑🤑🤑” Teto licked her lips and rubbed her hands together. Teto was honestly freakier than Miku and gayer than Lil Nas X and wanted to have an orgy with as many women as possible. Teto got 2 Subway Footlongs™ from her purse and gave one to Miku. Instead of pounding Neru with the sandwiches they split the two and gave a half to the other minority running the store. Then they proceded to pound Neru with 7 white monsters stuck together with Gorilla Glue™ until she squirted out the equivalent of the cans combined. Shit was freaky frfr. Neru started tweaking violently on the floor in a puddle of white monster and cum. The other two bakas decided to leave the yellow number cruncher in the bomb aisle while they continued shopping for weapons to hijack a plane with.

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"Erm what the flip" Me coo said.

"I'm gonna record this btw." Neru set up her flimsy ass nintendo 3ds on a tripod to record the live action hentai scenes that were about to be witnessed by everyone in the store except this shit was recording in 108p and the audio quality was somehow worse! "Time for pound town👅👅👅" Neru took the straps away from the bakas and they went crazy thrusting their fingers and tongues into each other and all of them were moaning like crazy!! Neru pulled on mikus hair while Teto sucked on mikus flat titties and all of them made out with each other.

And then Teto somehow impregnated Miku with her children and gave birth in that very moment. Neru, as expected, looked like an spindletop when it found oil except it wasn't oil, it was cum. "Oh shart I'm gonna- *phone beep sounds*!!!!!" She once again reverted to phone beeping as she started BUSsing everywhere.

The bakas got up and looked at the mess they made "Who's gonna clean this up?!" The other two carpet munchers got up and dressed themselves and the triple bakas went home and probably fucked some more because every one of these fucking vocal synths is a huge faggot. Except neru, she got fired again for fucking in the store.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" A minority walked into the refrigerated weapons of mass destruction aisle to do some restocking on fresh bombs "THOSE FUCKING CLANKERS FUCKED IN MY STORE AGAIN!" The employee was none other than black Charlie Kirk.

The end.